Shampoo Collector Gifts

Shampoos: Straight, Wavy and Curly

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Rapunzel being thrown dandruff shampoo.

Shampoo for Normal Hair, Oily Hair, Dry Hair, Hair that is Beyond Description.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Shampoo.

Wash and Go...to hell...

'Wash 'n' Gauguin.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman applying makeup

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

A gap between the solar panels

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"More concealer?"

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'I can't brush between meals. I'm sleeping then.'

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"That shampoo was delicious!"