Shampoo Collector Gifts

Shampoos: Straight, Wavy and Curly

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Rapunzel being thrown dandruff shampoo.

Shampoo for Normal Hair, Oily Hair, Dry Hair, Hair that is Beyond Description.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Shampoo.

Wash and Go...to hell...

'Wash 'n' Gauguin.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman applying makeup

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

A gap between the solar panels

"More concealer?"

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

Joan Collins