Novelty Shampoo Collector Gifts

'Did you try switching to a shampoo for oily hair?'

Clown on bike.

Shampoo.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Hay Rides $10

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Fossil record player.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Lavatory Waterfall

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

The Hooligan.