Novelty Shampoo Collector Pillows

'Did you try switching to a shampoo for oily hair?'

Clown on bike.

Shampoo.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Hay Rides $10

Fossil record player.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Lavatory Waterfall

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

House sale.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Monkey Business

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Med School Mascots.

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

The Hooligan.