Shaving Cream Collector Pillows

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Shampoo.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Woman applying makeup

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"More concealer?"

A gap between the solar panels

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

Wash and Go...to hell...

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Joan Collins

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Mooseturizer

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

"My girlfriend wants to make up. What would you recommend?"