Beauty Product Collectors Pillows

'I got myself a new razor, according to the package it's supposed to bring out the goddess in you.' 'Which one, love or war?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Woman applying makeup

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"More concealer?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Mildred....is that you?'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Just stop (macassar) oil

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"You have a very rare conditioner."

Which one of these things is the soap?

Mooseturizer

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'