Cosmetics Collector Pillows

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"It can't all be due to the Hudnut course."

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Cosmetics Councer - 'Lip Schtick.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Gosh, look mummy, a shampoo named after us!'

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I don't like your application."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Woman applying makeup

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"More concealer?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Jesus and the Peeps

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"Steroids."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"