Cosmetics Collector Gifts

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"It can't all be due to the Hudnut course."

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Cosmetics Councer - 'Lip Schtick.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Gosh, look mummy, a shampoo named after us!'

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Too much concealer?"

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I don't like your application."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman applying makeup

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"More concealer?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Jesus and the Peeps