Cosmetic Curator Gifts

"Beauty comes from within."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I was almost that last year."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

It's a call from Tate modern.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Shoe addict.

Painting taking root...

'Projectile painting.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Rodin's Browser

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.