Color Curator Gifts

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Shoe addict.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Projectile painting.'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Misunderstood artist

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Too bright."

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Children's Art Show.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi