Gallery Curator Gifts

'It's either very good or very bad.'

"But is it content?"

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Picture of a balloon floting in the air.

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Two kids caught playing dots & boxes on a Damien Hirst painting, spelling the word 'so-so'.

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Art.

Interpretations, please.

'He got the idea for this one while he was still in jail.'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Frogs in an art gallery.

'How rude!'

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

"It was lent anonymously."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Cat in an art gallery.

"It's found crap."

"It must be pouring outside."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"I dunno. It just doesn’t have the ‘wow’ factor."

Abstract portrait art.