Gallery Curator Prints

'It's either very good or very bad.'

"But is it content?"

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Picture of a balloon floting in the air.

Two kids caught playing dots & boxes on a Damien Hirst painting, spelling the word 'so-so'.

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Art.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Frogs in an art gallery.

"You'd think if he'd been that successful he would have had his nose fixed"

'He got the idea for this one while he was still in jail.'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Interpretations, please.

'How rude!'

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Yep, that one's titled "Startled," too. They're ALL titled "Startled."

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"I could do that."

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"You need to limit your Artist's Statement to 140 characters."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

The Art Critics

"I dunno. It just doesn’t have the ‘wow’ factor."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"It must be pouring outside."