Art Gallery Curator Prints

'... And this is Picasso's: The bad plastic surgeon. '

"Hmm. I still feel like something's missing."

'It has all the grandeur of the original, and ten times the pungency.'

'See what happens when you bite your nails.'

'That's strange. No matter where I stand, the eyes seem to follow me.'

Bent copper

Man in gallery: painting with mobile phone has charger plugged into it.

Modern Art.

Rodin's Roofing Contractor

Exit sign wins first prize at an art gallery.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

'Title: 'Mother and Child with Paternity Attorney'.'

ECO gallery

"I love your paintings. They work on many levels"

'...oil on canvas, 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Machine washable. Do not bleach. Tumble dry.'

Bank Machine Canvas

Art gallery security man.

'I knew I'd find you here.'

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

Female Version of The Thinker

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"His art is all about opposites. Black and white, life and death, marriage and freedom!!"

Covid Art

"It says here that the inspiration for this piece was the gallery...they told him to stop sitting around in bars sipping red wine and do his bloody job!"

"So you've called this one Creative Block?"

"I just paint what's inside of me...."

Painting shedding leaves

Leaking Picture

Pass

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'That reminds me, what wine are you serving this evening?'

"You've got the wrong address, Mac."

Politician and Child

"This is a piece of crap."