Clothes Curator Gifts

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Paul Klee

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Projectile painting.'

Shoe addict.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Board Game Hunter

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

The perfectionist.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"That must be the artist over there."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"He's left out the staples"

Francoise Gilot

"I could do that."

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Happy Hog - Manet

Sculptor's chippings

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"