Cosmetic Collectors Pillows

'She clears the shelves every week - one of these days she'll find something that works.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Do you do much walking?"

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Woman applying makeup

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"More concealer?"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Duck in a bathtub

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"Ahem."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Too Much?

"I hate when this happens."

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear