Cosmetic Collectors Pillows

'She clears the shelves every week - one of these days she'll find something that works.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Do you do much walking?"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Woman applying makeup

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"More concealer?"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Duck in a bathtub

"Trust me – she's a witch."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Too Much?

"Ahem."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"I hate when this happens."

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'