Shaving Cream Collector T-Shirts

Shampoo.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Woman applying makeup

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

A gap between the solar panels

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"More concealer?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Wash and Go...to hell...

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

Mooseturizer

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

"My girlfriend wants to make up. What would you recommend?"

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"