Shampoo Supporter Gifts

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

Shampoo.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Nutritional Supplements.

My Life in Beards.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Wash and Go...to hell...

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"Guess who?"

I love my hair straighteners.

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"Wow! I can feel it tingle so it must be getting rid of my dandruff!"

About this dependant of yours...

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

All the best

"Wash and Quo"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

Forever Pride!