Soap Supporter Gifts

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Nutritional Supplements.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Children Who Have Given Up Soap For Lent

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Grooming for beginners.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

'Blast it's raining!'

"Come on, everyone! We have a long way to drive to get to our campsite."

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Practice Bug Control this Season.

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'

Forever Pride!