Soap Supporter T-Shirts

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

My Life in Beards.

Nutritional Supplements.

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Children Who Have Given Up Soap For Lent

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Grooming for beginners.

'Blast it's raining!'

"Come on, everyone! We have a long way to drive to get to our campsite."

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Practice Bug Control this Season.

"Oh, darn. I grabbed the wrong Dove bar again."

"Hey, everyone! This thing is made out of soap!"

Forever Pride!

'The doofus has gone and hanged himself again. . .'