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"Have you washed your hands..?"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Holiday Gifts 2020

"House red, sir?"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

'Not whale stew again.'

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

'Blast it's raining!'

'Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!'

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"The groomer used too much product."

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

A pipping hot chicken + vege broth. . . or as we now call it, a bowl of cold water.

Hygiene in food processing

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."