Soapbox Advocate Gifts

Man giving a talk but only a dog is listening.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Domestic Pardners

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

The Destruction of the Environment

"And this is my life support system."

Love

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

Victim of Sequestration!

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

Valentine's Day

Factory Pollution.

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

Love is Love

Father's love

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."