Soap Box Speaker Gifts

OAP box: 'And another thing, the price of Horlicks...'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"We ask for volunteers to pick up litter and chewing gum. We sell bombs to other countries. Who mops up the blood? Tell me that!"

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

"Now, who used this whole box of detergent?"

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

Soap Box

Slippery soap while washing your hands

"You have no idea what I've been through."

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'

"Remember when we were young and soap names didn't sound like a product you'd like to eat?"

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

Miscommunication

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Soap Box

Bubble Balloons.

Bird in a Bubble.