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OAP box: 'And another thing, the price of Horlicks...'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"

"We ask for volunteers to pick up litter and chewing gum. We sell bombs to other countries. Who mops up the blood? Tell me that!"

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

"Oh, darn. I grabbed the wrong Dove bar again."

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

"Now, who used this whole box of detergent?"

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

'The doofus has gone and hanged himself again. . .'

"Remember when we were young and soap names didn't sound like a product you'd like to eat?"

Slippery soap while washing your hands

Soap Box

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Miscommunication

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Soap Box

'That's smoke, not soap that causes cancer, Mr. McWit.'