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'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

William Pitt the Elder

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Nice speech, but you don't have that many friends. You better add "Romans and countrymen."

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

"We ask for volunteers to pick up litter and chewing gum. We sell bombs to other countries. Who mops up the blood? Tell me that!"

"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

Soap Box

J. Dudley - Statesman, orator, philanthropist, big deficit spender.

' Pol Meeting'

Turkey missed the exit twice

"Now, who used this whole box of detergent?"

Slippery soap while washing your hands

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"I think I know what happened to that missing bar of soap, Gerald."

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

Wake up, Don. You're TED talking in your sleep again.

"And let me be perfectly clear when I say teleprompters are a godsend!"

Speaker

Big Speech

Man giving a talk but only a dog is listening.