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'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

Soap Box

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

William Pitt the Elder

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

"We ask for volunteers to pick up litter and chewing gum. We sell bombs to other countries. Who mops up the blood? Tell me that!"

Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

J. Dudley - Statesman, orator, philanthropist, big deficit spender.

' Pol Meeting'

Soap Box

"Now, who used this whole box of detergent?"

Turkey missed the exit twice

Slippery soap while washing your hands

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"And let me be perfectly clear when I say teleprompters are a godsend!"

Big Speech

"I think I know what happened to that missing bar of soap, Gerald."

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

Speaker

Man giving a talk but only a dog is listening.

'Did you teach him to speak?'

'As I gaze out upon this sea of smiling faces ... albeit sleeping ... but nevertheless smiling faces ... '