Straight Hair Supporter Gifts

I love my hair straighteners.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

My Life in Beards.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"Guess who?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"I teach ... to impact a life."

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

About this dependant of yours...

All the best

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

Graduation Support Groups

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

Follow Your Quiff

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'

Standup translator...