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'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

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"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

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About this dependant of yours...

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

"I teach ... to impact a life."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

Follow Your Quiff

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

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