Stylish Supporter Pillows

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

I love tennis

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Beard, socks and sandals.

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Football merchandising - 1953.

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Alex Ferguson

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Manuel Pellegrini

A Sweeping Reform.

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

"Another double-header."

Standup translator...

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

Big Fellow - Clothes for the bigger man.

'I play a lot of sports.'

"We're up-grading the phone system."

Man riding to Hampton Races

In a world where imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, there's nobody like Joe.

"Hey, man - a taser is not a heckle."

Jimmy Greaves.