Short-stature Supporter Pillows

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Things I love about Powell River...

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

The New Austerity.

Surfing the Coif

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

Tortoise Football Fan

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

"I want your vote!"

'It's a box set of box sets.'

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Standup translator...

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

In a world where imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, there's nobody like Joe.

"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."

"I'd take a stand against snake haters...but I can't stand."

Watching the Street Band