Shaving Supporter Pillows

My Life in Beards.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Drunk Barber

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Twenty Blades Razor

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Clock Tower Shadow

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'Oi! '

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

Axes 'R' Us Store

I love my hair straighteners.

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"Here, have one on me."

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

Turkey...cold turkey.

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Body Hair Club For Men

Razor Salesman

An evolutionary turning point.

No smoking initiative.

No-smoking.

Accident with razor blades.

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'