Shaving Aficionado Pillows

She-Wolf shaving

"We found you and raised you as one of us, so we were just wondering, at what point did you learn to shave?"

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

My husband cut himself shaving

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Accident with razor blades.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'You want to tell me you shaved yourself just because Tiger Woods is back on the green??!'

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

Barber of Seville kit

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

wattle covers

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Long shift?'

"Nice haircut."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Drunk Barber

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"