Shaving Aficionado T-Shirts

'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'

She-Wolf shaving

"We found you and raised you as one of us, so we were just wondering, at what point did you learn to shave?"

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

How Cartoon Characters Shave. (Frank applies White Out to his whiskers.)

My husband cut himself shaving

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Accident with razor blades.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'You want to tell me you shaved yourself just because Tiger Woods is back on the green??!'

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

Barber of Seville kit

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Nice haircut."

'Long shift?'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Drunk Barber

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"