Shaving Enthusiast Pillows

'Our business model is very simple. When sales dip, we add another blade.'

Drunk Barber

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Razor Salesman

"Is this the bathroom mirror, or the portal to a parallel universe?"

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Axes 'R' Us Store

Shaving Accidents

The adoration of the gels.

"Absolutely not!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'