Shaving Enthusiast Gifts

'Our business model is very simple. When sales dip, we add another blade.'

Drunk Barber

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Razor Salesman

"Is this the bathroom mirror, or the portal to a parallel universe?"

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Axes 'R' Us Store

Shaving Accidents

The adoration of the gels.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."