Shave Enthusiast Gifts

Man uses Sleek Razors

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Absolutely not!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Drunk Barber

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Bearded Leftie.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I noticed a few browns."

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"