Shave Enthusiast Pillows

Man uses Sleek Razors

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Absolutely not!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Bearded Leftie.

Drunk Barber

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

The Organic

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I noticed a few browns."

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."