Clean Shave Advocate Pillows

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

The Cougher

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Drunk Barber

Desert Dermatologist

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Axes 'R' Us Store

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Leaving my favorite restaurant, I note rats arriving for the night shift.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"You need a haircut and a shave."

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

Harvard Surgeons - Class of 2019

Razor Salesman

Accident with razor blades.

'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

'I'd sacrifice anything for better checkups...except ice cream, candy and cookies.'

Barber of Seville kit

Evolution to Covid

"That was my dentist ... he gave me some dental floss."