Clean Shave Advocate Pillows

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

The Cougher

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Drunk Barber

Desert Dermatologist

You have the worst spring breath.

My Life in Beards.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

Axes 'R' Us Store

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Leaving my favorite restaurant, I note rats arriving for the night shift.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

"You need a haircut and a shave."

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

Accident with razor blades.

Harvard Surgeons - Class of 2019

Razor Salesman

'You have 5 molars.' 'And 6 spaces between them.'

'I'd sacrifice anything for better checkups...except ice cream, candy and cookies.'

'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'

'Don't forget to brush your teeth.'

Evolution to Covid

Barber of Seville kit