Head Shaving Enthusiast Pillows

St Peter shaving the heads of angels

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Drunk Barber

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

My Life in Beards.

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Twenty Blades Razor

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

When psychiatry works too well!

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

Barber of Seville

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

Axes 'R' Us Store

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'