Head Shaving Enthusiast Pillows

St Peter shaving the heads of angels

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Drunk Barber

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Twenty Blades Razor

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Barber of Seville

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

When psychiatry works too well!

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

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