Hair Removal Enthusiast Pillows

"If men spent time on hair removal, nothing would ever happen in the world, ever."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Drunk Barber

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

The barber

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"