Hair Removal Enthusiast Pillows

"If men spent time on hair removal, nothing would ever happen in the world, ever."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Drunk Barber

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The barber

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Hairstyles

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Fashion over function!"