Hair Removal Expert Pillows

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"I noticed a few browns."

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The Hair Stylist of Seville

Hairstyles

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Facial hair continental drift.

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'One side is black hair, the other white. So I decided to comb over to the dark side.'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

Vacu-move - discount movers.

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

"One wish left and you burn it on a mullet?"

The Moving Company.

'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'

'Well, would ya' look at this. Typical movers! I sure hope the kids are OK.'

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

Unusual Examples of Male Pattern Baldness

"This is my version of 'The Age of Innocence.'"

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

"I'm waxing my armpits, do you like it?"

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

Men load a sofa into truck while their colleague takes it easy.