Hair Removal Pillows

'This won't hurt.'

'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'

"I'm waxing my armpits, do you like it?"

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

Haircuts

"Absolutely not!"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Curling your hair for no reason

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Drunk Barber

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Two men in barber shop

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."