Shaving Pillows

'Our business model is very simple. When sales dip, we add another blade.'

A handlebar moustache.

Drunk Barber

'Really' Old Razors.

Accident with razor blades.

'Dear? I put a nice new blade in that old razor of yours, did you notice?'

Bela Lugosi Shaves.

Man uses Sleek Razors

'It was a pretty bad cut.'

Man accidentally cuts of his head with his new razor.

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Is it a good idea to use an open razor after drinking so much at last nights party, Dear?"

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Barber of Seville

AraBIC razor

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

'Cut himself shaving.'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Axes 'R' Us Store

"It was four forty-nine on a Wednesday evening and my five o'clock shadow as ready to pounce."

Movember

Cut Throat Price

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

Shaving Accidents

Man makes a foam beard when shaving.

Barber of Seville kit

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

My husband cut himself shaving

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."