Shaving Surfer Pillows

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Drunk Barber

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

Business man sees himself as a shark

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Sex Section in the Library

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.