Shaving Rookie Pillows

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Drunk Barber

Business man sees himself as a shark

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

My Life in Beards.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Twenty Blades Razor

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Barber of Seville

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

Child cutting her brother's hair

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

Haircuts

Axes 'R' Us Store

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

Grooming for beginners.

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

Man having difficulty shaving

Pinterest shaming

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."