Shaving Rookie Gifts

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Drunk Barber

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Twenty Blades Razor

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

Barber of Seville

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Child cutting her brother's hair

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

Haircuts

Grooming for beginners.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

Axes 'R' Us Store

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

Man having difficulty shaving

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

'Time to go home. My beard's reached the three disposable razors worth stage.'