Occasional Shaving Pillows

Ockham chooses a razor

The Brothers Grime

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Drunk Barber

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

Shaving

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

New Twenty Blades

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Team medic spraying deodorant

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Barber of Seville

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Bath tube with human feet.

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

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