Occasional Shaving Gifts

Ockham chooses a razor

The Brothers Grime

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Drunk Barber

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Shaving

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

New Twenty Blades

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Team medic spraying deodorant

My Life in Beards.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Barber of Seville

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

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