Shaving Humorist Pillows

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Ed's receding hairline!

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Twenty Blades Razor

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."