Shaving Humorist Mugs

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

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'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

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"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Twenty Blades Razor

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Toupee in a tin.

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

Centurion in a Shower

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."