Grooming Humorist Mugs

Akme Hair Removal and Waxing

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Lesser known greek gods,

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Bathing the dog

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Be creative...!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dogs shaving

"Absolutely not!"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Not you. Your hair.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

What price beauty?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'