Head Shaver Humor Mugs

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

Twenty Blades Razor

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

BARBER

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"Pssst! It's the invisible man. Try not to stare at his new hair piece."

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"...and how would sir like it?"

"Just take a little off the top!"

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

Where wood shavings come from.

Jurors Preparing for Duty at the Assize Court

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

Hairdryer blows man's wig off his head.

Fake hair.

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

A tiny man squeezing a giant's head in a vice

Sid's Barbers: Possible venue for 'The Donald' and Korea Kim's meeting.

St Peter shaving the heads of angels

"Wow! - That's some lockdown hair!!"

"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"

'Don't be upset, Mr Machisamo. Waxing is worse than this...'