Head Shaver Humor Gifts

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Twenty Blades Razor

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

BARBER

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

"Pssst! It's the invisible man. Try not to stare at his new hair piece."

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

Robert DeNiro's first part.

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"...and how would sir like it?"

"Just take a little off the top!"

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

Fake hair.

Hairdryer blows man's wig off his head.

Where wood shavings come from.

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

Jurors Preparing for Duty at the Assize Court

Sid's Barbers: Possible venue for 'The Donald' and Korea Kim's meeting.

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

A tiny man squeezing a giant's head in a vice

"Wow! - That's some lockdown hair!!"

St Peter shaving the heads of angels

"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"